Blark! Logging on to check my blog out has once again led me to realize that I have in fact neglected it for far too long. I set the amount of posts that are displayed WAY up, so as to fool people into thinking that maybe I wasn't as lazy as I, in fact, actually am.
All of this trouble derives from the fact that I can't really bring myself to write daily blog entries about my life - I don't find them entertaining to do, and I don't feel like I gain anything from it. I like making fun of shit, and I like making myself laugh - those two reasons are my main motivation for writing these massive blog entries.
That's all fine and good, and I get a huge kick out of writing them, but the numbers add up to a minimum of two hours when I account for finding a good article to laugh at, reading through it, determining the weak points that I plan to attack, determining the strong points that I plan to attack, determining which people have names that I'm going to make fun of, coming up with a creative way to call someone a horsecock for the fifty-third time since I've started writing blog entries, etc. Add on top of that proof-reading (because I hate misspelled words - they make me pig-biting angry) and then re-reading it a couple of times to make sure that the funny has been maximized (this can be determined by taking the derivative of the funny equation and then finding the zeros of the equation), and you've got at least two hours of time eaten up.
Two hours isn't really that much time, especially if I space it out over the week, which unfortunately, isn't really possible. I've got about six entries I've prewritten, each of which started out with me thinking it was hilarious, then I've had to do something, come back in a couple of days, and just not been able to get back into the vibe. So splitting it up definitely doesn't cut it. The best solution would be to take more time out for myself, rather than always playing Magic or doing other stuff that is probably largely a waste of time.
Anyhow, this is a pre-warm-up (I'll do a warm up some time slightly later) to get the ball rolling for me to actually get off my ass and write out a new entry. Or something. Whatever.