Brief diversion..

Mid-day boredom setting in? I have 8 minutes of lunch left, and I'm going to spend it quickly posting the latest search strings that have lead to my website. Comments included underneath each search string.

phoenix arizona skyline pics - 3

Guess that's pretty reasonable, I think I took some pictures of the skyline when I was in Phoenix last year, so that's all good.

meatslicers - 2

Yes, definitely. If there's one thing I write about a lot, it's meatslicers. For a while, I was planning on turning the direction of this site away from humour, and more towards meat, and the various slicers you can use to slice said meat. However, it turns out there's a lot of political friction that you have to get through if you want to do something like this, so sadly, I could not.

degrassi chatrooms - 2

I'd be lying if I said that this shocked me, but ever since my pseudo crush on Joey Jeremiah, master of the skateboard and awesome hats began, I've been slipping hidden references to him throughout my entries. No doubt this is what's causing this search string to show up here.

horsecocks - 2

Managing to get the search string "horsecocks" to send people to your site is what most web developers would call the holy grail of search engine optimization. I spent the better part of the last year trying to get my site recognized among the finest horsecock discussion blogs out there, and it looks like my effort has finally paid off.

beetles of the rennaisance - 1

This one is so obvious that I'm not even going to begin talking about it.

tighty whities models - 1

I post a lot of pictures of myself, so it's obvious why this search string is leading people to my site.

tara reid wardrobe mishap - 1

Aren't we done with wardrobe mishaps yet? Booooooring.

clothed boobs tight clothes galleries - 1

When I was younger, I remember that I'd run to the corner store every Saturday, right after getting my allowance, and buy the latest edition of clothed boobs tight clothes weekly. Many people have speculated that this porn niche is long-dead, but I think this search string proves those naysayers otherwise.

adam s gay massage - 1

Once a week, tune in for my super hot gay massage.

electrolisis of water experiment pictures - 1

I wonder if this person was dissapointed or pleasantly surprised when they came across my site.

show me the galleries of sex between a group of model guys - 1

This person obviously didn't realize that search engines no longer respond to direct orders, unless stated in a phrase like: "Show me the galleries of sex between a group of model guys. Let's move it now!"

john stamos pecs - 1

I wish I had something that would satisfy this search request.

life history of george de menstral inventor of velcro - 1

You invented velcro? You're going to make millions off the patent? Who cares, your name is George of Menstral. You lose George.